Your Cable Appointment

I thought the cable company was going to laugh me out of their office on Saturday when I said that my TV was so old it didn't have anything to plug composite cables into.  So here I sit waiting for the technician to visit between "the hours of 4 and 5 pm".  In the meantime, I'm going to go out and buy a new television in case this technician personally laughs me out of my own apartment!  Better to be prepared.