Nothing is certain but death and taxes

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got! - Anonymous

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. - Albert Einstein

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The tax collector must love poor people, he's created so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Pictured here with Dave Tax. Took a beating but kept on ticking.